This, I wouldn’t have believed had I not read it in a print newspaper’s online edition. Honestly, it reads more like an April Fool’s Day joke:
An Elizabethtown man was charged Saturday with possessing a weapon of mass destruction after police said he ignited a device filled with plastic pellets inside Saturday’s Market in Londonderry Twp., hitting at least five people and causing alarm in the building.
The device looked like a plastic Easter egg
No one was taken to a hospital, Beckley said.
I bet that’s the very same weapon of mass destruction that Bush claims was in Iraq.
Originally posted on Adventures In Frickintardistan