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post by Paulie

I came across this because someone in the comments linked my post
Gouliani or Nosferatu: we report, you decide
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I don’t watch Buffy, so I can speak about the accuracy of their comparisons. But they seem like they should be funny.

I copied their source code but the side by sides for their candidates and ghouls did not line up correctly here in some cases. Played around with the HTML a bit but couldn’t find a way to fix it. If anyone wants to look at the source and figure out the problem email me, kubby2008 at gmail.com. Thanks,

-Paul

Shortly after doing my first video blog post in werewolf form, I came up with a guide to the GOP primary field, expressed in terms of the Buffy villains they most resemble.

Fred Thompson

Fredthompson_4Thejudge_4The Judge
His backers got all excited and made a big effort to assemble him.  When they finally put him together, he turned out to be a lethargic mess and didn’t accomplish very much.


Mitt Romney
Mittromney
Mayorrichardwilkins_2The Mayor

They’re both clever and generically slick politicians, programmed to
appeal to middle America.  I can’t watch Mitt without thinking of the
Demon Mayor of Sunnydale, and that’s what inspired this whole list.

 


John McCain

Mccain_3
MasterThe Master
The oldest vampire.  Got killed early, but there’s some talk about how he might rise again.

 

Ron Paul

Ronpaul_2
Moloch
Moloch the Corruptor

He’s been around a long time, but he only
recently absorbed himself into the internet, where he now has a bunch
of overexcited followers who spend too much time online. 

(Paul:) Hey, I resemble that remark!

 

Duncan Hunter Duncanhunter_3 
 
Adam_4
Adam

Property of the military-industrial complex.

 


Tom Tancredo
Tancredo
Lylegorch_2 Lyle Gorch

Giles: "They, uh, they made their reputation by massacring an entire Mexican village in 1886… but the good news is that they’re not amongst the great thinkers of our times. I doubt if they’re up to much.

 

Rudy Giuliani
Giuliani
Angelus_2
Angelus

A genuine threat to destroy the world, with a string of broken hearts behind him. 

 

Mike Huckabee
Mikehuckabee

Caleb
Caleb

Southern preacher-man.  Bad on women’s rights.  Came on really strong at the end.

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