Thank you. Thank you. You’re too kind. No, really, that’s enough.
But, since I am the wiener of this award, deserved or not, I’d like to thank some of the people who made it possible. If I left you out, blame it on the ‘caine. Like most other self-absorbed gliterati, as Necro says….I need drugs!
First of all I would like to thank my homies at last free voice.
My road dogs (woof! woof!) on the campaign trail. You know who you are.
Thank you for the opportunity, the great times, and for all the money I earned to spend on pet rocks, sex workers, porn, seedy motels, and stuffing my fat face.
I’d like to thank the LNC and the State Parties of Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, NC, Massachusetts and New Hampshire for allowing me to attend their conventions to distribute Kubby and Radical Caucus literaganda.
There’s a lot of other people to thank – but my food is getting cold and my drink is getting warm.
See you next year, and thanks for all the fish!