Yahoo Breaking News
WASHINGTON (AP) President Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday at his mountaintop retreat at Camp David, Md, his spokesman says.
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I guess he’s lost his head again, and they’re trying to find it.
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During the procedure, we will be living under the reign of President Cheney, thanks to an invocation of a 25th Amendment power.
Exciting times, no?
Fortunately I was not drinking Dr. Pepper when I saw this, so I didn’t snort it out my nose and all over the monitor.
I was, however, smoking a cigarette and ended up in a five-minute coughing fit. YOUR FAULT!
Quit Smoking! Haven’t you heard your nanny today?
MW