Maybe the LP will nominate this guy next time around. Seems like a modest improvement to me. Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain
Archive for the ‘humor’ Category
Angry voters recall Mayor for fitness photos
Posted in 2008 Elections, censorship, complete fucking stupidity, crazy claims, elections, free your mind, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, insanetertainment, Law, local politics, motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane, People in the news, politics, Shine on you crazy diamond, STFU, unusual behaviors, wanker food fight, weird shit, women, tagged angry voters, Arlington, Arnold Schwarzenegger, bodybuilding, bra, California, Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, Clinton, Congress, controversial, controversy, date, elected office, elections, Elections '08, female, fire truck, fitness, fitness magazine, Governor, Hillary Clinton, Hilliary, impeach, local politics, Mayor, megabitchery, MySpace, narrow-minded, nude, Oregon, outrage, panties, People in the news, periodicals, photos, politics, president, recall, rock-hard abs, sexuality, single mother, STFU, underwear, unusual behaviors, women on 2008.03.08 | 2 Comments »
Voters in Arlington, Oregon, are very, very angry. That’s not unusual, since there are very angry voters everywhere these days. What is unusual is the reason why they are angry. Apparently their Mayor, Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, had some photos taken to send in for a fitness magazine, and in them she was dressed in her bra [...]
Libertarians For Kucinich Poll Results – Funny Stuff
Posted in 2008 Elections, general silliness, humor, Libertarians for Kucinich, politics, POTUS '08, Ron Paul on 2007.08.29 | 6 Comments »
To be quite honest, I haven’t given Dennis Kucinich much thought as a candidate, but after reading this, I think I’ll check him out. I have to like a candidate whose supporters have such a good sense of humor. While the poll put out by Ron Paul’s LibertarianLists.com web site is highly self-selected, we at [...]
Cornholio Lives!
Posted in awefuckingtacular, complete fucking stupidity, crazy claims, crime, Duct Tape Bandit, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, insanetertainment, Shine on you crazy diamond, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.08.27 | 4 Comments »
Okay, nobody else touched this one, so I guess I will. Kasey Kazee of Ashland, Kentucky tried to hold up a liquor store, with duct tape wrapped around his face as a disguise. (Wouldn’t masking tape work better for that purpose? Sorry, couldn’t resist.) The store manager had some duct tape of his own, though, [...]
DEA Agent shoots himself during anti-gun presentation……
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), frickin' 'tards, general silliness, guns, humor, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.08.10 | 5 Comments »
….just as he’s saying he’s the only one in the room professional enough to handle the gun.
Just couldn’t resist ……
Posted in general silliness, George Bush, humor on 2007.07.20 | 3 Comments »
Yahoo Breaking News WASHINGTON (AP) President Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday at his mountaintop retreat at Camp David, Md, his spokesman says. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I guess he’s lost his head again, and they’re trying to find it.
What my job is like
Posted in alternative medicine, awefuckingtacular, Big Pharma, children, chimperor, complete fucking stupidity, corn ethanol, crystal meth, distress, drinking, education reform, educational videos, elections, evolution, failing public schools, frickin' 'tards, Humanity, humor, insanetertainment, media, personal responsibility, STFU, Survey Says, Teachers Unions on 2007.07.15 | 3 Comments »
I have to talk to hundreds of people like this every single day. (Originally posted on my blog and in the Libertarian Survey comments which are still going strong even though it’s on page two now).
Albany police engage in five-hour standoff with …. nobody
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, frickin' 'tards, humor, insanetertainment, law enforcement, police action, unusual behaviors on 2007.07.13 | 1 Comment »
From Albany Times Union: ALBANY — City police fired five shots of tear gas at a Clinton Avenue home shortly before 11 p.m. Thursday, several hours after converging on the block as part of a shooting investigation. About a dozen specially trained emergency service team members then searched the house, but came out at about [...]
I couldn’t resist posting this one ….
Posted in general silliness, humor, media on 2007.07.12 | 10 Comments »
Just For Laughs ….. The Pervy Prince
Posted in general silliness, humor on 2007.07.11 | 11 Comments »
And now, for something completely different …..
Posted in animals, awefuckingtacular, general silliness, humor, insanetertainment, pets, Shine on you crazy diamond, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.07.10 | 6 Comments »
I was curious about the skateboarding dog on the IPod commercials, and found this gem. I present to you … Tillman The Skateboarding Bulldog!
If The Chimperor Told The Truth…
Posted in 9/11, awefuckingtacular, chimperor, civil liberties, coercion, complete fucking stupidity, constitutional rights, cool new technology, corruption, free your mind, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, George Bush, human rights abuses, humor, insanetertainment, Martial Law, media, police state, politics, Republican Hacks, STFU, taxes, terrorism, texas, unusual behaviors, vote fraud, war, weird shit on 2007.07.01 | 3 Comments »
Yes, I know, I already had this up in the comments section, but more people probably read this than that, so I thought I’d put it up on the wall too…
Paris Hilton’s trash (but now those three words can be taken two ways)
Posted in celebrities, complete fucking stupidity, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, pets, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.06.25 | 8 Comments »
Considering that I regularly use the word “trash” to describe ultra-skanky heiress Paris Hilton, I found this a little amusing. From Yahoo News: LOS ANGELES – So, how much would you pay for an empty dog-food can if you thought it was snatched from Paris Hilton’s trash? So far the answer is $0. But the [...]
Grandma registers dog to vote, faces misdemeanor charges
Posted in animals, fraud, general silliness, humor, local politics, pets, politics, Shine on you crazy diamond, unusual behaviors, vote fraud on 2007.06.25 | 5 Comments »
From Seattle Times: Jane Balogh had a pretty good idea who was calling when the phone rang and the caller asked for Duncan M. MacDonald. Duncan is the dog Balogh registered as a voter seven months before the November 2006 election. Duncan’s absentee-ballot envelope was signed with a picture of a paw print. “You can’t [...]
Loony pseudo-libertarian Imperato strikes again
Posted in 2008 Elections, complete fucking stupidity, crazy claims, Daniel Imperato, frickin' 'tards, humor, insanetertainment, Libertarian Posers, politics, STFU, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.06.25 | 7 Comments »
I1connect News: Ralph Nader and Daniel Imperato “More Voices and More Choices” In what has been one of the busiest weeks for independent political activity, corporate activist and former presidential candidate, Ralph Nader, has indicated that he is exploring another run at the White House in 2008. During a televised interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer [...]
MSNBC smartasses review third-party prez candidates’ Myspace pages
Posted in 2008 Elections, general silliness, humor, Kubby, Libertarian, Libertarian Party, Libertarian Posers, MySpace, politics on 2007.06.22 | 4 Comments »
Third-party candidates take to the Web They don’t have a chance in hell, but they’ve got awesome MySpace pagesBy Helen A.S. Popkin & Guest Avatar Ree Hines MSNBC contributorsUpdated: 6:56 p.m. ET June 21, 2007What Third Party candidates lack in funds, MySpace friends and a snow ball’s chance in Hades, they more than make up [...]
Cops and Rubbers
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, crime, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, law enforcement, weird shit on 2007.06.12 | 15 Comments »
Believe it or not, this is real. I’ve been to Lakeland, and they have a helluva lot bigger problems than teenage boys stealing condoms. I bet the boys are really wanted for something else. Either that, or everyone in Lakeland is an idiot. I could go either way.
Vote or Die, Bitch!
Posted in 2008 Elections, awefuckingtacular, Big Brother, celebrities, child support, civil liberties, coercion, communism, constitutional rights, democracy, draconian legislation, draft, fraud, free your mind, gambling, general silliness, history, humor, insanetertainment, law enforcement, Martial Law, media, monopolies, music, pedophilia, personal responsibility, police state, political cartoon, politics, rap music, recruitment, regulation, terrorism, unusual behaviors, weird shit, women on 2007.06.05 | 3 Comments »
Since I gave Michelle a hat tip earlier, might as well make it a pair. (It’s easier to get away with staring with my hat tipped low). Something is making me think of Michelle and pairs today. Not sure what that is. Wait, don’t tell me, I almost got it figured out….damn, I forgot again. [...]
When “Mothers Against Illegal Aliens” Go Wild …..
Posted in children, complete fucking stupidity, general silliness, humor, insanetertainment, local politics, megabitchery, politics, STFU, unusual behaviors, wanker food fight, weird shit, women on 2007.05.29 | 3 Comments »
I’m on sabbatical from posting to LFV for medical reasons, but I couldn’t resist cutting and pasting this with my one good arm from Third Party Watch, since I am always endlessly annoyed by any hate group which pretends to represent my interests …. When television stunts backfire . . . With the aforementioned immigration [...]
Fun With Telemarketers
Posted in awefuckingtacular, general silliness, humor, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.04.20 | 2 Comments »
Okay, I know a lot of people make their living by doing telemarketing. Even my own son did it for a while (although he absolutely hated it). It’s an honest living, as long as they aren’t doing telemarketing for a scam. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t annoy me, though. My phone number has always been [...]
An Interesting Speaker at City Council Meeting
Posted in democracy, general silliness, humor, politics, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.04.07 | 6 Comments »
Honestly, I don’t know whether to laugh, or to feel bad that this guy hasn’t received appropriate psychiatric care. Or both.
The iRack
Posted in awefuckingtacular, general silliness, humor, Iran, Iraq, Middle East, military, Steve Jobs, Tax Consumers vs. Taxpayers, taxes, terrorism, war on 2007.03.26 | Leave a Comment »
From Wally Conger by way of LeftLibertarian.org
What can you say about national health care?
Posted in humor on 2007.03.24 | 4 Comments »
By way of Classically Liberal
Unintentional Irony, and Wishful Thinking
Posted in celebrities, civil liberties, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, humor, Iraq, Islam, Middle East, personal responsibility, politics, Uncategorized, war on 2007.01.08 | Leave a Comment »
Nifty! “Dishonest Dubya” Lying Action Figure By way of Lisa Morgan Also posted at: http://pauliecannoli.wordpress.com/2007/01/08/unintentional-irony-and-wishful-thinking/
Regime Workers
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, humor, personal responsibility, Uncategorized on 2006.12.30 | Leave a Comment »
via LP blog Also posted at: http://pauliecannoli.wordpress.com/2006/12/29/regime-workers/


