When I was six, I had what I thought was a very smart idea: a stop sign just for bad buys. That way everyone who was not a bad guy could ignore it, but while the bad guys are stopped it would be easier for the police to catch them. My excuse for that idea [...]
Archive for the ‘general silliness’ Category
A stop sign for bad guys
Posted in crime, general silliness on 2010.11.30 | 1 Comment »
Anarchy vs. Minarchy
Posted in Alabama, alternative medicine, animals, blogging, children, civil liberties, coercion, communist monopoly, complete fucking stupidity, Cops Gone Wild, corruption, Courts and justice system, distress, elections, environment, free your mind, freedom, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, government waste, human rights abuses, Humanity, lice, megabitchery, monopolies, personal responsibility, pigs, police state, reader survey, Survey Says, The Rapture, Too Many Categories, Tribal Council, unusual behaviors, wanker food fight, war, weird shit on 2008.10.06 | 9 Comments »
Nothing to add to what’s been said about this by others. Just my attempt to get a threadjacking off IPR and bring it to where it is on subject. That is, here. If you have thoughts on the question, whether you find this from IPR or elsewhere, please add them in the comments.
Angry voters recall Mayor for fitness photos
Posted in 2008 Elections, censorship, complete fucking stupidity, crazy claims, elections, free your mind, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, insanetertainment, Law, local politics, motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane, People in the news, politics, Shine on you crazy diamond, STFU, unusual behaviors, wanker food fight, weird shit, women, tagged angry voters, Arlington, Arnold Schwarzenegger, bodybuilding, bra, California, Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, Clinton, Congress, controversial, controversy, date, elected office, elections, Elections '08, female, fire truck, fitness, fitness magazine, Governor, Hillary Clinton, Hilliary, impeach, local politics, Mayor, megabitchery, MySpace, narrow-minded, nude, Oregon, outrage, panties, People in the news, periodicals, photos, politics, president, recall, rock-hard abs, sexuality, single mother, STFU, underwear, unusual behaviors, women on 2008.03.08 | 2 Comments »
Voters in Arlington, Oregon, are very, very angry. That’s not unusual, since there are very angry voters everywhere these days. What is unusual is the reason why they are angry. Apparently their Mayor, Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, had some photos taken to send in for a fitness magazine, and in them she was dressed in her bra [...]
Libertarians For Kucinich Poll Results – Funny Stuff
Posted in 2008 Elections, general silliness, humor, Libertarians for Kucinich, politics, POTUS '08, Ron Paul on 2007.08.29 | 6 Comments »
To be quite honest, I haven’t given Dennis Kucinich much thought as a candidate, but after reading this, I think I’ll check him out. I have to like a candidate whose supporters have such a good sense of humor. While the poll put out by Ron Paul’s LibertarianLists.com web site is highly self-selected, we at [...]
Cornholio Lives!
Posted in awefuckingtacular, complete fucking stupidity, crazy claims, crime, Duct Tape Bandit, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, insanetertainment, Shine on you crazy diamond, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.08.27 | 4 Comments »
Okay, nobody else touched this one, so I guess I will. Kasey Kazee of Ashland, Kentucky tried to hold up a liquor store, with duct tape wrapped around his face as a disguise. (Wouldn’t masking tape work better for that purpose? Sorry, couldn’t resist.) The store manager had some duct tape of his own, though, [...]
DEA Agent shoots himself during anti-gun presentation……
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), frickin' 'tards, general silliness, guns, humor, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.08.10 | 5 Comments »
….just as he’s saying he’s the only one in the room professional enough to handle the gun.
Scientists prove you really don’t need a brain to be a tax collector
Posted in general silliness, health, insanetertainment, weird shit on 2007.07.24 | 1 Comment »
Tiny Brain No Problem for French Tax Official Something that many people secretly believed has been confirmed: You don’t actually need a brain to work in a tax office. A French civil servant has been found to have a huge cavity filled with fluid in his head — yet lives a completely normal life. The [...]
Just couldn’t resist ……
Posted in general silliness, George Bush, humor on 2007.07.20 | 3 Comments »
Yahoo Breaking News WASHINGTON (AP) President Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday at his mountaintop retreat at Camp David, Md, his spokesman says. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I guess he’s lost his head again, and they’re trying to find it.
Drug Czar: Pot growers are “violent criminal terrorists”
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, crazy claims, drug war, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, STFU, terrorism, weird shit on 2007.07.13 | 2 Comments »
From Cannabis News: California — The nation’s top anti-drug official said people need to overcome their “reefer blindness” and see that illicit marijuana gardens are a terrorist threat to the public’s health and safety, as well as to the environment.John P. Walters, President Bush’s drug czar, said the people who plant and tend the gardens [...]
I couldn’t resist posting this one ….
Posted in general silliness, humor, media on 2007.07.12 | 10 Comments »
Just For Laughs ….. The Pervy Prince
Posted in general silliness, humor on 2007.07.11 | 11 Comments »
And now, for something completely different …..
Posted in animals, awefuckingtacular, general silliness, humor, insanetertainment, pets, Shine on you crazy diamond, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.07.10 | 6 Comments »
I was curious about the skateboarding dog on the IPod commercials, and found this gem. I present to you … Tillman The Skateboarding Bulldog!
Fun with LFV’s google ads …..
Posted in Adolf Giuliani, Ann Coulter, general silliness, Google, Libertarian, Ron Paul on 2007.07.09 | 21 Comments »
Thanks to Google, LFV links to a site which reports only negative things about candidates, including Ron Paul. Here’s a taste, with some dirt on Rudy Giuliani: Keeps priest accused of rape Giuliani’s consulting firm continues to employ a priest — Msgr. Alan Placa — who has been accused of rape by multiple former students. [...]
If The Chimperor Told The Truth…
Posted in 9/11, awefuckingtacular, chimperor, civil liberties, coercion, complete fucking stupidity, constitutional rights, cool new technology, corruption, free your mind, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, George Bush, human rights abuses, humor, insanetertainment, Martial Law, media, police state, politics, Republican Hacks, STFU, taxes, terrorism, texas, unusual behaviors, vote fraud, war, weird shit on 2007.07.01 | 3 Comments »
Yes, I know, I already had this up in the comments section, but more people probably read this than that, so I thought I’d put it up on the wall too…
Imagine our embarrassment…
Posted in 2008 Elections, Adolf Giuliani, animals, awefuckingtacular, Big Brother, complete fucking stupidity, drinking, evolution, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, George Bush, insanetertainment, manchurian candidate, obituaries, pedophilia, personal responsibility, political cartoon, politics, POTUS '08, Republican Hacks, Rudolf Mussolini, Survey Says, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.06.29 | 4 Comments »
First, the American people – or, at the very least Florida SOS Katherine Harris and 5 of 9 Supremely Kangaroo Kort “justices” ruling in a case over which they had zero jurisdiction (2000) and Ken Blackwell (2004) – picked a friggin’ Chimpanzee as POTUS. Twice. Now, it turns out that one of the leading contenders [...]
John Edwards’ wife gives loudmouth Ann Coulter the smackdown
Posted in 2008 Elections, Ann Coulter, children, complete fucking stupidity, crazy claims, evolution, free your mind, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, John Edwards, media, megabitchery, personal responsibility, politics, POTUS '08, Republican Hacks, STFU, unusual behaviors, weird shit, women on 2007.06.28 | 13 Comments »
This is actually pretty funny. When confronted about her previous statements, first by Edwards’ wife Elizabeth, then by Chris Matthews of Hardball, Coulter plays dumb, pretending like she doesn’t remember saying, just the day before this interview, that she wishes John Edwards would be killed in a terrorist attack, and pretending like she doesn’t know [...]
Ron Paul flip-flops on Ed & Elaine Brown
Posted in 2008 Elections, candidate interviews, crazy claims, Ed & Elaine Brown, general silliness, media, politics, Republican, Ron Paul on 2007.06.27 | 27 Comments »
Here, Ron Paul compares Ed and Elaine Brown to Gandhi and Martin Luther King, Jr. Here, Ron Paul claims he never said what we just watched him say.
Lawyers Gone Wild
Posted in corruption, elder abuse, fraud, frickin' 'tards, frivolous lawsuits, general silliness, Judges Gone Wild, Lawyers Gone Wild, weird shit on 2007.06.25 | Leave a Comment »
From The Houston Chronicle: Perry ”Bit” Whatley, 84, a former Baytown refinery worker and lifelong Texan, spent his final days in self-imposed exile, a fugitive from a more than two-year-old fight with the state probate courts. Whatley was living in Arizona when he died, but it was not where he wanted to be, away from [...]
Paris Hilton’s trash (but now those three words can be taken two ways)
Posted in celebrities, complete fucking stupidity, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, pets, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.06.25 | 8 Comments »
Considering that I regularly use the word “trash” to describe ultra-skanky heiress Paris Hilton, I found this a little amusing. From Yahoo News: LOS ANGELES – So, how much would you pay for an empty dog-food can if you thought it was snatched from Paris Hilton’s trash? So far the answer is $0. But the [...]
DC judge who sued drycleaner for $54 million loses not only his case, but his mind as well
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, crazy claims, frivolous lawsuits, general silliness, insanetertainment, STFU, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.06.25 | 5 Comments »
[TiGirl is unavailable right now, so at her suggestion I'm updating one of her previous entries by posting a new article from my blog - ENM] By now, most people have probably heard about the case involving Roy Pearson, a Washington, DC administrative law judge, who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million, over a [...]
Grandma registers dog to vote, faces misdemeanor charges
Posted in animals, fraud, general silliness, humor, local politics, pets, politics, Shine on you crazy diamond, unusual behaviors, vote fraud on 2007.06.25 | 5 Comments »
From Seattle Times: Jane Balogh had a pretty good idea who was calling when the phone rang and the caller asked for Duncan M. MacDonald. Duncan is the dog Balogh registered as a voter seven months before the November 2006 election. Duncan’s absentee-ballot envelope was signed with a picture of a paw print. “You can’t [...]
MSNBC smartasses review third-party prez candidates’ Myspace pages
Posted in 2008 Elections, general silliness, humor, Kubby, Libertarian, Libertarian Party, Libertarian Posers, MySpace, politics on 2007.06.22 | 4 Comments »
Third-party candidates take to the Web They don’t have a chance in hell, but they’ve got awesome MySpace pagesBy Helen A.S. Popkin & Guest Avatar Ree Hines MSNBC contributorsUpdated: 6:56 p.m. ET June 21, 2007What Third Party candidates lack in funds, MySpace friends and a snow ball’s chance in Hades, they more than make up [...]
Blog rating tool shows LFV is squeaky clean compared to ENM blog
Posted in blogging, censorship, children, general silliness, insanetertainment, weird shit on 2007.06.20 | 10 Comments »
I found a nifty little tool, which rates blogs just like movies are rated, based on content. Not surprisingly, LFV got an R rating. That rating was based on the words “gay”, “gun”, “shit”, and “kill”. Apparently Paulie’s favorite word is rated G these days, LOL. I ran my own blog through it, and shockingly, [...]
The dignified statesmen of Goat Hill
Posted in Alabama, animals, awefuckingtacular, children, complete fucking stupidity, corn ethanol, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, insanetertainment, local politics, megabitchery, personal responsibility, politics, Republican Hacks, terrorism, unusual behaviors, wanker food fight, weird shit on 2007.06.18 | 1 Comment »
H/T Loretta Nall. Fight in the Alabama State Senate! According to Between the Links: Senator Charles Bishop (R-Arley) got a standing ovation for puching Senator Lowell Barron on the Senate floor. Mike Hubbard, the chairman of the Alabama Republican Party, was recognizing distinguished guests when he asked all state legislators to stand as a group [...]
Cops and Rubbers
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, crime, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, law enforcement, weird shit on 2007.06.12 | 15 Comments »
Believe it or not, this is real. I’ve been to Lakeland, and they have a helluva lot bigger problems than teenage boys stealing condoms. I bet the boys are really wanted for something else. Either that, or everyone in Lakeland is an idiot. I could go either way.
Imperato and Chapman: Wacky LP Candidates Separated At Birth?
Posted in 2008 Elections, crazy claims, Daniel Imperato, Gene Chapman, general silliness, insanetertainment, Libertarian Posers, politics, unusual behaviors on 2007.06.08 | 13 Comments »
Okay, let’s start with their physical appearance. No, I have not altered these photos in any way, with the exception of scaling down the Chapman photo to fit the space: Hmmm …… well, they sure do look alike. Both also seem to have a proclivity for shameless self-promotion (almost everything you’ll find on either of [...]
Latest Gallup Poll Says Nearly Half of Americans Are Blathering Idiots
Posted in 2008 Elections, blogging, christianity, complete fucking stupidity, evolution, general silliness, religion, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.06.08 | 9 Comments »
Found on Stupid Evil Bastard: The results from the latest USA TODAY/Gallup Poll on Evolution continue the trend of idiocy in this country on the topic of Evolution. “Evolution, that is, the idea that human beings developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life” is probably or definitely false”: 44% “Creationism, that [...]
Vote or Die, Bitch!
Posted in 2008 Elections, awefuckingtacular, Big Brother, celebrities, child support, civil liberties, coercion, communism, constitutional rights, democracy, draconian legislation, draft, fraud, free your mind, gambling, general silliness, history, humor, insanetertainment, law enforcement, Martial Law, media, monopolies, music, pedophilia, personal responsibility, police state, political cartoon, politics, rap music, recruitment, regulation, terrorism, unusual behaviors, weird shit, women on 2007.06.05 | 3 Comments »
Since I gave Michelle a hat tip earlier, might as well make it a pair. (It’s easier to get away with staring with my hat tipped low). Something is making me think of Michelle and pairs today. Not sure what that is. Wait, don’t tell me, I almost got it figured out….damn, I forgot again. [...]
A bird in the Bush….
Posted in animals, awefuckingtacular, general silliness, George Bush, weird shit on 2007.06.01 | 1 Comment »
One of my favorite childhood memories is a bird taking a dump on a statue of Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov “Lenin” just as our tour guide was uttering solemn inanities about the Glorious Leader. Like Comrade Lenin, our own Bushevik apparently believes that imperialism is the highest stage of capitalism. Here is First Comrade Bushling getting [...]
When “Mothers Against Illegal Aliens” Go Wild …..
Posted in children, complete fucking stupidity, general silliness, humor, insanetertainment, local politics, megabitchery, politics, STFU, unusual behaviors, wanker food fight, weird shit, women on 2007.05.29 | 3 Comments »
I’m on sabbatical from posting to LFV for medical reasons, but I couldn’t resist cutting and pasting this with my one good arm from Third Party Watch, since I am always endlessly annoyed by any hate group which pretends to represent my interests …. When television stunts backfire . . . With the aforementioned immigration [...]
New Rubik’s Cube World Recordholder Solves Puzzle With One Hand
Posted in awefuckingtacular, blogging, general silliness, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.05.03 | 6 Comments »
I found this over on Stupid Evil Bastard, and was pretty amazed by it. When Rubik’s Cube first came out, I was a teenager (yeah, I know, I’m showing my age with this story, LOL). I bought one with my own money, which I had worked like a dog to earn (back then, I think [...]
Wealthy Convicted Felon Fugitives Given Special Treatment
Posted in christianity, civil liberties, complete fucking stupidity, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, Ed & Elaine Brown, general silliness, guns, law enforcement, personal responsibility, police action, religion, STFU, taxes, terrorism, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.04.26 | 107 Comments »
Ed and Elaine Brown have been holed up in their Plainfield, NH house for months, daring federal law enforcement to bother them. While normally that’s not a problem, since I don’t want federal law enforcement to bother me at home either, Ed and Elaine Brown have been not only convicted of federal crimes, but also [...]
Tee Time!
Posted in 2008 Elections, blogging, complete fucking stupidity, drinking, general silliness, megabitchery, military, politics, STFU, unusual behaviors, wanker food fight, weird shit on 2007.04.20 | 147 Comments »
Tee Barkdull is a presidential candidate for The American Party. In fact, it appears he created that party, and that he is its one and only member. You can see his completely amateurish website here. His website is for the most part boring, but the misspellings alone make it worth the visit. The sad thing [...]
Fun With Telemarketers
Posted in awefuckingtacular, general silliness, humor, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.04.20 | 2 Comments »
Okay, I know a lot of people make their living by doing telemarketing. Even my own son did it for a while (although he absolutely hated it). It’s an honest living, as long as they aren’t doing telemarketing for a scam. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t annoy me, though. My phone number has always been [...]
Twist on “The Devil Made Me Do It”
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, crime, general silliness, megabitchery, obituaries, religion, STFU, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.04.20 | 8 Comments »
In a twist on the old “the devil made me do it” claim, members of Westboro Baptist Church claim that the Virginia Tech massacre was an act of God. Why would God do that? Well, apparently because people like me have been making fun of the Westboro Baptist Church ‘tards (best known as godhatesfags.com) for [...]


