When I was six, I had what I thought was a very smart idea: a stop sign just for bad buys. That way everyone who was not a bad guy could ignore it, but while the bad guys are stopped it would be easier for the police to catch them. My excuse for that idea [...]
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A stop sign for bad guys
Posted in crime, general silliness on 2010.11.30 | 1 Comment »
Starchild instrumental in putting prostitution decriminalization on the ballot
Posted in 2008 Elections, activism, awefuckingtacular, Big Brother, campaigns, civil liberties, coercion, Constitution, constitutional rights, Cops Gone Wild, corruption, Courts and justice system, crime, distress, draconian legislation, economics, Entertainment, First Amendment, free your mind, freedom, Law, law enforcement, Libertarian, Libertarian Party, local politics, nanny state, People in the news, personal responsibility, police state, politics, press release, property rights, regulation, self defense, starchild, Uncategorized, women, tagged activism, Big Brother, civil liberties, constitutional rights, Courts and justice system, crime, economics, Entertainment, First Amendment, Law, law enforcement, Libertarian, Libertarian Party, local politics, nanny state, People in the news, personal responsibility, petitioning, police state, politics, property rights on 2008.07.24 | Leave a Comment »
Press release posted on the LP Radicals yahoo group. Starchild has had various offices in the San Francisco and California LP, and is one of the spokespeople for this initiative. The San Francisco Department of Elections announced today that the measure prohibiting city officials from spending money arresting and prosecuting people for prostitution, and mandating [...]
The unreported near-slaughter at last week’s SuperBowl
Posted in crime, guns, law enforcement, People in the news, police action, The Second Amendment, unusual behaviors on 2008.02.08 | 2 Comments »
I don’t remember hearing about this before. Do you? Yet, it should have been big news when it happened. A would-be bar owner angry at being denied a liquor license threatened to shoot people at the Super Bowl and drove to within sight of the stadium with a rifle and 200 rounds of ammunition before [...]
“Mind-reading computer” raises ethical questions
Posted in Big Brother, crime, inventions, police state, Science, tagged criminal justice, doctors, ethics, mind, mind reading, MRI, new technology, technology on 2008.01.16 | Leave a Comment »
Crime investigators always have their ears open for information only a perpetrator could know—where a gun used in a murder was stashed, perhaps, or what wounds a stabbing inflicted. So imagine a detective asking a suspect about a killing, describing the crime scene to get the suspect to visualize the attack. The detective is careful [...]
Marginalizing murder
Posted in children, corruption, Courts and justice system, crime, health, Law, law enforcement, military, obituaries, People in the news, unusual behaviors, US Government, women, tagged adoption, Camp LeJeune, disappear, discharge, don't ask, don't ask don't tell, don't tell, Ed Brown, Family, female, good ol' boy, involuntary discharge, Jeffrey McDonald, Lance Cpl, lie, Maria Lauterbach, Marine Corps, military, missing person, motive, murder, North Carolina, Onslow County, Onslow County Sheriff's Department, pregnancy, rape, sexual assault, Sheriff Ed Brown, suicide, unborn child, USMC on 2008.01.11 | 4 Comments »
I have been watching the news reports about the young, extremely pregnant female Marine, Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach, who disappeared almost a month ago. What has been most prominent in this case is the systematic marginalization of a young woman who dared to accuse a man, a superior officer, of sexual assault. I expected that [...]
Tragedy on Kubby Video Set
Posted in 2008 Elections, Adolf Giuliani, alternative medicine, civil liberties, coercion, crime, distress, draconian legislation, elections, free your mind, freedom, human rights abuses, Kubby, law enforcement, Libertarian Party, manchurian candidate, Martial Law, media, medical marijuana, nanny state, natural health products, pigs, police brutality, police state, political cartoon, POTUS '08, press release, regulation, Republican, Republican Hacks, Rudolf Mussolini, Steve Kubby, terrorism, Thinking of Denver 2008, Too Many Categories, torture, Uncategorized on 2007.10.09 | 10 Comments »
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 10/09/07 CONTACT: Thomas L. Knapp kubby.communications@gmail.com 314-705-3042 TRAGEDY ON KUBBY VIDEO SET: CAMPAIGN RELEASES “DEATH OF DENNY” FOOTAGE FORT BRAGG, CA — In a stunning turn of events, Libertarian presidential candidate Steve Kubby’s campaign organization has announced that it will release previously unseen shocking footage of an on-set death — the murder [...]
Cornholio Lives!
Posted in awefuckingtacular, complete fucking stupidity, crazy claims, crime, Duct Tape Bandit, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, insanetertainment, Shine on you crazy diamond, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.08.27 | 4 Comments »
Okay, nobody else touched this one, so I guess I will. Kasey Kazee of Ashland, Kentucky tried to hold up a liquor store, with duct tape wrapped around his face as a disguise. (Wouldn’t masking tape work better for that purpose? Sorry, couldn’t resist.) The store manager had some duct tape of his own, though, [...]
City Councilman Gone Wild
Posted in City Councilman Gone Wild, complete fucking stupidity, crime, drug war, frickin' 'tards, megabitchery, politics, STFU, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.07.21 | 12 Comments »
From The Smoking Gun: A Cleveland City Councilman wrote the following to a constituent who was arrested on felony drug trafficking charges. (I had to shrink it to fit this forum, so if you can’t read it, hit Ctrl + to enlarge the document.) Not at all surprisingly, the young man’s mother considers the letter [...]
Robert Milnes, Steve Kubby, Ron Paul, fan letters, and prison
Posted in 2008 Elections, crime, Libertarian, Libertarian Party, politics, POTUS '08, Robert Milnes, unusual behaviors on 2007.07.20 | 22 Comments »
First I’d like to say that by far the most important development in the libertarian race thus far is “The Libertarian Vote” study published by The Cato Institute. See: http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id=6735 Briefly, 20% of voters are libertarian leaning at the beginning of the election cycle (Gallup Governance Survey). 13% are reliably libertarian. 1% wind up actually [...]
Ex-cop invents door lock that will withstand police battering ram
Posted in crime, inventions on 2007.07.15 | 9 Comments »
From the Houston Chronicle: Daniels says what makes his $249 lock special is its strength, its built-in panic-button feature and its looks.The lock, which fits across the entire door frame, can withstand 4,000 pounds of pressure, he said. And according to a video he uses to promote the lock, a SWAT team using a 30-pound [...]
Las Vegas armed robbery victims get black eye, payback
Posted in crime, frickin' 'tards, self defense on 2007.07.13 | Leave a Comment »
Evan Skinner explained, “When he pulled the gun out he just had it right to my forehead and said, ‘Hey give us all over your cash.’ And I was like we don’t have very much. And he just went like that quick and clocked me. And I was like okay, that’s fine.” But it wasn’t [...]
The “War On Skateboards” continues ….
Posted in Big Brother, children, civil liberties, complete fucking stupidity, crime, frickin' 'tards, law enforcement, pigs, police action, police brutality, police state, protest, weird shit on 2007.06.27 | 10 Comments »
Law enforcement involvement in death of CA woman ignored by ER personnel
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, crime, health, law enforcement, media, obituaries, personal responsibility, police action, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.06.23 | 8 Comments »
We’ve probably all heard the story of Edith Isabel Rodriguez, who died in a Los Angeles emergency room after being refused treatment. Concerned people on the scene called 911, and were told there was nothing cops or paramedics can do, since she was already in a hospital. Hospital personnel stepped over her while she was [...]
Censored OJ Simpson book leaked; many believe it to be a confession
Posted in celebrities, censorship, constitutional rights, crime, history, media, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.06.19 | 11 Comments »
As you may be aware, OJ Simpson’s book, titled If I Did It, describes how – if in fact he were guilty – he would have murdered his ex-wife (Nicole Brown Simpson) and her friend (Ronald Goldman). Admittedly, it’s an extremely strange idea for a book, but was also sure to be a bestseller. However, [...]
Cops and Rubbers
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, crime, frickin' 'tards, general silliness, humor, law enforcement, weird shit on 2007.06.12 | 15 Comments »
Believe it or not, this is real. I’ve been to Lakeland, and they have a helluva lot bigger problems than teenage boys stealing condoms. I bet the boys are really wanted for something else. Either that, or everyone in Lakeland is an idiot. I could go either way.
Jury Nullification: Should Juries Be Informed Of Their Right To Ignore The Law?
Posted in censorship, coercion, constitutional rights, crime, democracy, drug war, jury nullification, law enforcement, Libertarian, personal responsibility on 2007.05.01 | 35 Comments »
Jury nullification is a process by which a criminal jury determines that a law is unconscienable, either morally or as it applies to a specific case, and therefore is to be ignored despite the guilt of the defendant. The US Supreme Court has determined that juries do have the power to nullify, but they also [...]
Wealthy Convicted Felon Fugitives Given Special Treatment
Posted in christianity, civil liberties, complete fucking stupidity, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, Ed & Elaine Brown, general silliness, guns, law enforcement, personal responsibility, police action, religion, STFU, taxes, terrorism, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.04.26 | 107 Comments »
Ed and Elaine Brown have been holed up in their Plainfield, NH house for months, daring federal law enforcement to bother them. While normally that’s not a problem, since I don’t want federal law enforcement to bother me at home either, Ed and Elaine Brown have been not only convicted of federal crimes, but also [...]
Twist on “The Devil Made Me Do It”
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, crime, general silliness, megabitchery, obituaries, religion, STFU, unusual behaviors, weird shit on 2007.04.20 | 8 Comments »
In a twist on the old “the devil made me do it” claim, members of Westboro Baptist Church claim that the Virginia Tech massacre was an act of God. Why would God do that? Well, apparently because people like me have been making fun of the Westboro Baptist Church ‘tards (best known as godhatesfags.com) for [...]
Nursing Home Greed + Alzheimer’s Patient + Dead Rat In Mouth = Lawsuit
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, corruption, crime, economics, elder abuse, fraud, health, regulation, weird shit on 2007.04.07 | 4 Comments »
By GILLIAN FLACCUS, Associated Press Writer SANTA ANA, Calif. – Staffing was so inadequate at a California senior center that a rat crawled into an Alzheimer’s patient’s mouth and died there before staff noticed, a lawsuit claims. The lawsuit, filed Thursday on behalf of 90-year-old Sigmund Bock, alleges that administrators at the Paragon Gardens Assisted [...]
Feeding Homeless A Criminal Offense In Orlando
Posted in Big Brother, censorship, civil liberties, coercion, complete fucking stupidity, crime, economics, general silliness, health, homeless, law enforcement, nanny state, personal responsibility, police action, police state, politics, regulation on 2007.04.05 | 7 Comments »
Orlando police have unbelievably arrested 21-year-old Eric Montanez, an activist with the charity “Food Not Bombs”, for feeding 30 homeless people in downtown Orlando. A city ordinance, supported by businesses which claim the homeless frighten away customers, prevents feeding more than 25 homeless persons within two miles of Orlando City Hall. The law does allow [...]
Nationwide Katrina Fraud Totals Hundreds Of Millions of Dollars
Posted in complete fucking stupidity, corruption, crime, economics, FEMA, fraud, The Katrina Fiasco on 2007.04.01 | 2 Comments »
An Illinois woman mourns her two young daughters, swept to their deaths in Hurricane Katrina’s floodwaters. It’s a tragic and terrifying story. It’s also a lie. An Alabama woman applies for disaster aid for hurricane damage. She files 28 claims for addresses in four states. It’s all a sham. Two California men help stage Internet [...]
Warn Your Kids!
Posted in Big Brother, children, coercion, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, failing public schools, Iran, Iraq, Martial Law, media, Middle East, military, personal responsibility, police state, taxes, terrorism, war, weird shit on 2007.03.26 | 11 Comments »
From Classically Liberal …sit down with the kids. Warn them. Tell that there will be people who pretend to be their friends. They hang out outsides the schools, at the malls, anywhere where kids hang out. They lurk around the internet. They will even call at home if they know the parents aren’t around. Not [...]
Welcome To Amerika
Posted in Big Brother, civil liberties, coercion, communism, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, immigration, law enforcement, Martial Law, police state, terrorism, Uncategorized on 2007.03.24 | 3 Comments »
Drunk Off-Duty Cop Attacks Female Bartender After She Refuses To Serve Him
Posted in civil liberties, complete fucking stupidity, constitutional rights, crime, law enforcement, personal responsibility, police state, unusual behaviors, women on 2007.03.24 | 5 Comments »
The video pretty much speaks for itself. It goes without saying that this jerk should never have been given authority over other people. What’s really sad is that, if not for the surveillance camera in the bar, chances are the cops would never have believed it happened. (Sorry, I tried to embed it, but the [...]
Four-Year-Old OD’d, Parents Charged With Murder
Posted in children, complete fucking stupidity, crime, failing public schools, health, law enforcement, obituaries, unusual behaviors on 2007.03.23 | 10 Comments »
While the world watches and waits, and demands to know what killed Anna Nicole Smith (and where her son Daniel got the Methadone which killed him just five months prior – duh), a far more disturbing prescription drug-related death has occurred. Four-year-old Rebecca Riley died of an overdose of Clonidine, a drug prescribed for bipolar [...]
Sherlock Holmes Connection To Houdini Murder Mystery?
Posted in celebrities, crime, health, obituaries, Uncategorized on 2007.03.23 | Leave a Comment »
Renowned magician Harry Houdini is rising from the grave, 81 years after his untimely death at age 52. He’s not doing so voluntarily, though, despite his promise to contact his loved ones from The Great Beyoooooond. It seems that members of his family now believe he died, not as the result of peritonitis resulting from [...]
The 4:20 Factor: Show them the money
Posted in 2008 Elections, civil liberties, coercion, constitutional rights, crime, drug war, economics, Kubby, Libertarian, media, personal responsibility, police state, politics, prison reform, recruitment on 2007.02.27 | 35 Comments »
We’re sending out an “open call” to drug law reform folks to support the LP and the Kubby campaign. We would like to make future appeals like this to the peace community, environmentalists, immigrants rights activists, and many others, but we have to start with a base. For anyone who is involved in drug policy [...]
In Distinguished Company
Posted in 2008 Elections, coercion, constitutional rights, crime, democracy, drug war, Kubby, Libertarian, personal responsibility, police state, politics, regulation on 2007.02.17 | 3 Comments »
Posted by Steve Kubby at Kubby2008.com I’ve recently been asked a number of times — by friends, fellow Libertarians, supporters of other candidates and even my own campaign volunteers — if my personal legal situation has any bearing on my presidential candidacy. More pointedly, I’ve been asked if the fact that I’m on probation in [...]
Police State USA
Posted in civil liberties, coercion, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, guns, Libertarian, media, personal responsibility, regulation, taxes on 2007.02.03 | 2 Comments »
I’ve had my share of stories and I’ve heard too many to even begin from other people. It is getting a lot worse with over 100,000 SWAT Team raids a year now, most for simple stuff like routine warrant service, and they get very out of control. http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id=6476 http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/2007/01/get-cuffs-ponch.html Check out http://www.theagitator.com/archives/cat_paramilitary_police_raids.php http://lastfreevoice.wordpress.com/2007/01/09/police-state-of-overkill http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/2007/01/submit-or-well-kill-you.html If [...]
The State of the Union: Libertarian Responses
Posted in 2008 Elections, censorship, civil liberties, coercion, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, democracy, Democrats, drug war, economics, environment, George Phillies, internets, Kubby, Libertarian, media, personal responsibility, politics, regulation, Republican, taxes, Uncategorized, war on 2007.01.25 | 15 Comments »
The following reaction to the King George’s latest State of the Union speech at http://kubby2008.com/ got so many hits that it overwhelmed our server yesterday and caused the website to go down for most of the afternoon. We’ve got the site back up now, and Tom Knapp says we will be getting a server upgrade [...]
Burridge Gets Big Bloody Red Nose, Starts Taking Off Ass-Clown Costume
Posted in 2008 Elections, blogging, civil liberties, coercion, constitutional rights, cops against drug war, corruption, crime, democracy, Democrats, drug war, internets, Libertarian, media, personal responsibility, politics, regulation, Uncategorized on 2007.01.22 | 13 Comments »
A few days ago, we reported about how state representative Burridge in NH responded to a constituent’s polite email in favor of decriminalizing marijuana by calling him a dumb pothead who should become a snitch and CC’ed the local cops. Now, Homeland Stupidity reports that all the calls and emails that Burridge has received as [...]
Vote This Ass-Clown Out!
Posted in 2008 Elections, coercion, complete fucking stupidity, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, democracy, drug war, Libertarian, media, politics, regulation, taxes, Uncategorized on 2007.01.17 | 23 Comments »
OK, Free Staters…time to show what y’all are made of and make some serious stink about this out of control politician. This deserves to be in all your letters to the editor, public pickets, call every radio and TV station in the state, hell, make it national news. This psychotic individual is clearly legislating while [...]
Steve Kubby’s MLK day message
Posted in 2008 Elections, celebrities, christianity, civil liberties, coercion, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, democracy, drug war, economics, Kubby, Libertarian, media, personal responsibility, politics, regulation, Uncategorized on 2007.01.15 | 7 Comments »
This is an MLK day Message from Steve Kubby, Libertarian for President with markup links by me, paulie cannoli. FREE AT LAST? I wonder what Martin Luther King, Jr., would think of the America we live in — how he’d feel had he and his assassin not met on that fateful April morning and if [...]
This Could Happen To Any Of Us
Posted in civil liberties, coercion, complete fucking stupidity, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, internets, media, personal responsibility, politics, regulation, Uncategorized on 2007.01.13 | 1 Comment »
From http://www.clairewolfe.com/blog.html YOU MAY HAVE SEEN YESTERDAY’S ABC 20/20 REPORT or read the related news story about Matt Bandy, the 16-year-old Arizona boy so hideously railroaded on child-porn charges. He faced up to ninety years in prison for viewing (and possibly uploading) some porn pix — despite the fact that the images found on the [...]
Police State of Overkill
Posted in civil liberties, coercion, complete fucking stupidity, constitutional rights, crime, personal responsibility, politics, regulation, Uncategorized on 2007.01.09 | 4 Comments »
Posted by Claire Wolfe at http://clairewolfe.com/blog.html THIS WEEK’S BUST of that dangerous threat to civic order, a scholarly historian. Can you count the number of cops in the picture, boys and girls? Seven? Well, maybe. But it looks as if the champion donut-gobbler in the center may also be one of those kindly and helpful [...]
Unintentional Irony, and Wishful Thinking
Posted in celebrities, civil liberties, constitutional rights, corruption, crime, humor, Iraq, Islam, Middle East, personal responsibility, politics, Uncategorized, war on 2007.01.08 | Leave a Comment »
Nifty! “Dishonest Dubya” Lying Action Figure By way of Lisa Morgan Also posted at: http://pauliecannoli.wordpress.com/2007/01/08/unintentional-irony-and-wishful-thinking/
Functional gift giving
Posted in celebrities, civil liberties, constitutional rights, crime, personal responsibility, Uncategorized on 2006.12.29 | Leave a Comment »
For my last birthday I was offered jewellery or shotguns. I chose the guns. – Elizabeth Hurley from: http://www.samizdata.net/blog/ Also posted at: http://pauliecannoli.wordpress.com/2006/12/29/functional-gift-giving/


