Award Speech

Thank you. Thank you. You’re too kind. No, really, that’s enough.

As the receiver of this year’s Icon of Smart Assery from Angela Keaton’s Liberated Space I must say…

Loretta deserved the award for the whole Sex Toys for Troy thing, or maybe Liv for the Red Sox cap at the end of this video.

But, since I am the wiener of this award, deserved or not, I’d like to thank some of the people who made it possible. If I left you out, blame it on the ‘caine. Like most other self-absorbed gliterati, as Necro says….I need drugs!

First of all I would like to thank my homies at last free voice.

My road dogs (woof! woof!) on the campaign trail. You know who you are.

The campaigns I worked on this year, bad, good and ugly, including LPNC, LPO, all the third parties in Arkansas, Mass. End the Income Tax
and Mass. Sensible Marijuana Policy.

Thank you for the opportunity, the great times, and for all the money I earned to spend on pet rocks, sex workers, porn, seedy motels, and stuffing my fat face.

I’d like to thank the LNC and the State Parties of Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, NC, Massachusetts and New Hampshire for allowing me to attend their conventions to distribute Kubby and Radical Caucus literaganda.

Also, Doug Stanhope, Michelle Shinghal, Mike Nelson and Titanium/Speakeasygirl (websites deleted) for partying with me in Dallas.

There’s a lot of other people to thank – but my food is getting cold and my drink is getting warm.

See you next year, and thanks for all the fish!