First, the American people – or, at the very least Florida SOS Katherine Harris and 5 of 9 Supremely Kangaroo Kort “justices” ruling in a case over which they had zero jurisdiction (2000) and Ken Blackwell (2004) – picked a friggin’ Chimpanzee as POTUS. Twice.
Now, it turns out that one of the leading contenders for the NSGOP nomination may very well in fact be a reanimated corpse who feeds by draining and consuming the blood of living beings. Holy shit – what are the odds on that?
Ghouliani or Nosferatu? We report, you decide…
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Prose Before Hos
This is really scary…we must take all due diligence to keep this unclean, living undead, blood-sucking creature out of the white house, or else face even more international shame – and who would have thought it possible, after Clinton and Bush? – for our presidential selection.
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I have also noticed the remarkable resemblance myself.
I have also noticed that many of the undead victims of this blood-sucker recoil when I pronounce “Ghouliani” with a hard “G”. It should be apparent that this man is no jewell.
Further evidence that Ghouliani and Nosferatu are one and the same would include the fact that whenever he appears near a mirror, he obscures the lack of any reflection with clouds of smoke.
Ghouliani also felt the need to explain that he can’t be a priest because of his sex addiction when the far more likely answer is the effect crosses have on him.
It is also telling that you never see anybody near him who is wearing a garlic necklace.
Campaign 2008 is turning out to be Shock Theater featuring a parade of monsters, witches, zombies, mad scientists, and vampires. I am currently investigating whether Mitt Romney is a robot and if Obama is a space alien. I am pretty sure McCain is a zombie.
What’s that chimp doing squatting behind that poodle?
MHW
You probably don’t want to know.
If you find out, don’t tell me.
OK, well someone emailed me the answer anyway. Thanks, thanks a lot!