….for failing to file taxes properly on vodka and cigarettes that I used to steal back in Siberia when I was six and seven years old.
Not Really, but she’s a real (ex) IRS-equivalent enforcement agent.
New Year’s eve….
I said I don’t like like having my picture taken.
She said why?
And I said I’m on the run.
She told me she was Russian IRS and now I’m in trouble.